Kid Jokes https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/t52 Runboard| Kid Jokes en-us Thu, 28 Mar 2024 21:34:37 +0000 Thu, 28 Mar 2024 21:34:37 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1602,from=rss#post1602https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1602,from=rss#post1602Q: When do gorillas fall from the sky? A: During Ape-ril showers. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Mon, 29 Apr 2019 10:37:08 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1595,from=rss#post1595https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1595,from=rss#post1595Q: Why do you need a jeweler on New Year's Eve? A: To ring in the new year.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Mon, 31 Dec 2018 12:31:33 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1594,from=rss#post1594https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1594,from=rss#post1594Question: What do you call a fake noodle? answer: An impasta nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sat, 10 Nov 2018 06:01:19 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1593,from=rss#post1593https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1593,from=rss#post1593Why is Six afraid of Seven? A: because Seven eight Nine! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Tue, 18 Sep 2018 08:54:50 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1592,from=rss#post1592https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1592,from=rss#post1592Why did Bobby eat his homework? A: His teacher said it was a piece of cake! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Fri, 17 Aug 2018 20:39:50 +0000 Re:https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1582,from=rss#post1582https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1582,from=rss#post1582What starts with "E" and ends with "E" and only has one letter in it? A: An Envolopenondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Thu, 15 Feb 2018 19:35:23 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1571,from=rss#post1571https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1571,from=rss#post1571Teacher: "Can you give me an example of wasted energy?" Willy: "Yes, ma'am, telling a hair-raising story to a bald-headed man."nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Fri, 03 Mar 2017 16:18:57 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1570,from=rss#post1570https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1570,from=rss#post1570What did the cat say when he lost all his money? I'm paw! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Tue, 28 Feb 2017 11:40:26 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1569,from=rss#post1569https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1569,from=rss#post1569When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Aperil showers! nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Fri, 24 Feb 2017 21:00:16 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1544,from=rss#post1544https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1544,from=rss#post1544How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Can't be done sorry, it's a hardware problem. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Fri, 01 Jul 2016 10:40:52 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1542,from=rss#post1542https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1542,from=rss#post1542Q: How do you know it is Summer? A: You have "Hot Pockets!" nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sat, 25 Jun 2016 09:35:15 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1461,from=rss#post1461https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1461,from=rss#post1461Q: Why can’t you tell a joke while you’re standing on ice? A: Because it might crack up. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sat, 13 Feb 2016 08:56:53 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1460,from=rss#post1460https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1460,from=rss#post1460Did you know Santa is really good at karate? It's true, he has a black belt!nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Thu, 17 Dec 2015 09:33:08 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1450,from=rss#post1450https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1450,from=rss#post1450Sister: What goes up but never comes down ? Brother: Your age.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sun, 12 Jul 2015 08:14:42 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1448,from=rss#post1448https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1448,from=rss#post1448  Q:Why do bicycles fall over A:They are two-tired (too tired).nondisclosed_email@example.com (Messup434)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:44:15 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1447,from=rss#post1447https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1447,from=rss#post1447  Q: What kind of candy is never on time? A: Choco-latenondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:36:49 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1446,from=rss#post1446https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1446,from=rss#post1446  Q:Where do all the cool mice live? A:In their mousepads nondisclosed_email@example.com (Messup434)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:30:26 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1445,from=rss#post1445https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1445,from=rss#post1445Q: How do trees get on the internet? A: They log in.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:27:00 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1444,from=rss#post1444https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1444,from=rss#post1444    Q:What kind of car do electricians have? A:A Volts Wagon (Volkswagon)nondisclosed_email@example.com (Messup434)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:23:46 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1442,from=rss#post1442https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1442,from=rss#post1442Q: Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course? A: He was perfecting his swing.nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:19:39 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1440,from=rss#post1440https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1440,from=rss#post1440Q: What is a Cheerleader's favorite food? A: Cheerios!nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:16:56 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1438,from=rss#post1438https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1438,from=rss#post1438Q:Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? A:It was rated arrr!nondisclosed_email@example.com (Messup434)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:14:17 +0000 Re:https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1437,from=rss#post1437https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1437,from=rss#post1437I'm here! Yay! More jokes :lol:nondisclosed_email@example.com (Messup434)Sat, 11 Jul 2015 23:10:02 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1434,from=rss#post1434https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1434,from=rss#post1434How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves. nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Mon, 06 Jul 2015 01:09:06 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1433,from=rss#post1433https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1433,from=rss#post1433Did you hear about Peanut? He was A-salted... nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sun, 28 Jun 2015 08:11:10 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1348,from=rss#post1348https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1348,from=rss#post1348Ma, who's that man standing beside the hole in the ground? That's Phil nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Sat, 10 Aug 2013 14:08:23 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1347,from=rss#post1347https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1347,from=rss#post1347So who are those two guys by the window? Curt-n-Rod nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Thu, 01 Aug 2013 15:54:29 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1346,from=rss#post1346https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p1346,from=rss#post1346So this young girl comes up to a old guy in the parking lot of the grocery store and says "pssst.... Want to buy a pocket computer?" The old guy looks at her and says.... "No thanks, I already know how many pockets I've got." nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Fri, 26 Apr 2013 09:11:33 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p241,from=rss#post241https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p241,from=rss#post241Why did the cow moo? Its horn was broken nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Thu, 25 Oct 2007 23:56:56 +0000 Re: Kid Jokeshttps://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p238,from=rss#post238https://bmeadowsgreen.runboard.com/p238,from=rss#post238What do you call it when a dinosaur makes a goal with a soccer ball? A dino-score!nondisclosed_email@example.com (Pastor Rick)Mon, 15 Oct 2007 22:26:27 +0000